Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
oh goddd
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GLOBGLOBGLOB IT HAS A SALAD AND TEA AND MILK ON THE SIDE UGHUGHUGH
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hugs not beat you to death so i can savagely eat your innards
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dreaming about breast milkshakes
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